Drunk Driver & Police Man

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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.


''I can't do that, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube.''


''Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station.''


''Can't do that either, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup.''


''Alright, we could get a blood sample.''


''Can't do that either, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die.''


''Fine then, just walk this white line.''


''Can't do that either, officer.''


''Why not?''


''Because I'm drunk.''

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