Yo mama is so stupid

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I gave a penny for her thoughts and got change back

it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock.

it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

she could trip over a cordless phone!

she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

she got locked in the toilet and shit herself.

she heard it was chilly outside so she grabbed a bowl.

she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

she sat on the TV and tried to watch the couch.

she thought a quaterback is a refund

she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

she took a spoon to the superbowl.

she tried to give her enemy's computer a virus by sneezing on it!

when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

you have to dig for her IQ!
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