Yo mama is so old

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Yo mama is so old ...

her birth certificate says "Expired".

she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

she still owes Moses a dollar.

when she was at school...there was No history class!

she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea.

when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock.

she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.

her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
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