1) NO! I WONT MEASURE IT FOR YOU!!
2) YOU DID WHAT TO A CHICKEN?!
3) NO! ITS NOT OKAY TO TOUCH A KID THERE!
4) YOU HAVE CRABS?!
5) YOU SHOVED A BOWLING PIN UP YOUR WHAT?!
6) NO! I CANT HELP YOU BUY WEED!
7) YOU KIDNAPPED WHO?!
8) WHAT?! YOU HAVE A GUN IN YOUR POCKET?!
9) GROSS?! YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT OBAMA?!
10) NO! I WONT HELP YOU BEAT UP AN OLD LADY!

Added By Abu Jasin

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